A Or B?

I've been thinking about choices lately, one or the other, this or that, yes or no, etc. etc. I don't mean the nature of choosing or the act of choosing, I mean the choice itself. How do human beings make what might seem to be impossible choices? So today I want you to think about the following choices, but I want you to visualize the situation in your imagination. Don't intellectualize it, go with your gut.

Which is funnier:
a clown falling down or an old lady falling down?

Which tastes better:
a five-star meal from a celebrity chef or PB&J made by your mother, with the crusts cut off?

Which is more cuddly:
a puppy belly or a fluffy cat?

What gives you more satisfaction:
completing project for work or raking the leaves at home?

Which super-power would you rather have:
flight or invisibility?

Which fast food is best for football games at home:
pizza or chicken wings?

Which gives you more pleasure:
a hot bubble bath or seeing the jerk who cut you off in traffic pulled over by the cops?