Thursday, May 20, 2010

What Do They Know?

Synchronicity, it's not just a song by the Police. Kids, the Police used to be a band, and they were popular and good, and you can hear their music now when you get on an elevator.
   Synchronicity: "Coincidence of events that seem to be meaningfully related, conceived in Jungian theory as an explanatory principle on the same order as causality."
   I've been getting a lot of junk mail on my Hotmail account recently. A lot. An awful lot. And for some reason a fairly good portion of that junk mail is for Viagra.
   At first I just sent those messages to the trash bin. But they kept coming. And after a few days of this barrage of 'male enhancement' e-mails I started to wonder what was going on. What did they know that I didn't? Was there some sort of problem? Was it that problem?
   I'm all man, make no mistake about it. Strong and vital and nothing but serious business when it comes to... you know... Little Elvis. But the sheer number of Viagra solicitations makes me wonder if there's something somebody knows that I don't.
   Nah... couldn't be. Right?


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