I just went to the bank, and as I was walking down Green Street, I witnessed the most heinous fashion tragedy. What might I have seen? Glad you asked.
I saw a man wearing a blue beret, which is bad enough, combined with Birkenstock sandals and white socks - worse still - but he was also wearing a tie-dyed t-shirt and camo sweat pants.
The crowning glory had to be the miniature poodle he was walking.
Swear to God, the dude was just out on the street. What is wrong with people?
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