En Vacacion

I'm spending a few days in Texas, so I won't be posting regularly until next week. Here are some travel thoughts, though.

Should a grown man wear a long-sleeved shirt, a blazer, and very, very ugly shorts? In DFW airport?

Is it allowed for a 17-year-old kid who never knew NWA to wear an 'Eazy Duz It' t-shirt?

Why is nothing in any airport restaurant/kiosk/food place good for you? Not that I'm complaining, I just want to know.

Could I just once get an in-flight magazine where the crossword puzzle isn't already filled in?