Whatever happened to the great nicknames? Since we've gotten politically correct no one dares to give someone a nickname any more. You touchy-feely types need to loosen up.
Here are some nicknames we need to start using again.
Tubby
Skeezix
Daddy-o
Buster
Stretch
Hopalong
Stinky
Gabby
Tugboat
Muscles
Tiny
Knuckles
I say that everybody should pick someone they know and give them one of these nicknames. Like that little weasel at the office who always leaves just the tiniest bit of coffee in the pot so he doesn't have to brew a new one. I hate that guy. Or the doofus who's always outside hosing off his driveway like fresh water just falls from the sky. Jerk.
I'm sure a few people will put up resistance, but that's just the nature of the exercise, really. Stinky can just get used to her new name. After a while it'll all sort itself out and everyone will get back to getting along.
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